My Dad's Top 10 Quarantine Activities
10) Excitedly waiting for Vinny the Postman.
9) Making the squirrel outside my window a spectator sport.
8) Having a special relationship with my YouTube video exercise trainers everyday.
7) Deciding which color sweatpants to wear today.
6) Running offense with my wife and daughter while they play defense for the contents of the refrigerator several times a day.
5) Taking a shower is now a tropical experience.
4) Folding the laundry is now a zen experience.
3) Watching game shows is the most exciting thing I will do each day.
2) Excited to leave the house to take out the garbage.
1) Finally able to take a deep breath knowing things will get better soon.